The Dirty Turban Story is Jojo's favorite story to tell when he's drunk. He does it often enough that whenever he rambles about something while drunk, everyone can say "my turban is dirty". It originates from a recorded prank call to a man of East Indian or South Asian decent. The joke is set up with a phony name that sounds like "My Turban is Dirty" (think Mike Cock). Yadda yadda, dirty turban joke. If you want to hear it, use Google or buy Jojo a 30 pack of Natty.